A mess of April Fishes

Thanks to Fiend for this compilation of noteworthy April 1 news stories. I was particularly glad to see that the Bush twins are doing their part to implement their father's policies.

I can add to the list only the sobering news story below, for which I am indebted to the good folks on Library Underground:

Information Does Not Exist

I guess that we librarian-type folks can just pack up and go home, then....

Update, 1:00 pm: April 1 news stories from Library Journal and Locus (1,2,3, more....)