Don't know about you, but I'm scared....

The Unitarian Jihad has claimed responsibility for the following chilling announcement:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary....

The full manifesto can be found here.

Thanks to the folks at LU and Sister Broadsword of Love and Mercy for the link.

Yours in a reasonable degree of service to this or whatever cause you may or may not choose. Don't forget to pick your Unitarian Jihad name! (Me, I'm Sibling Nail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism.)