Recognition where recognition is due

All hail the 2005 Ig Nobel Awards!

It's good to know that some Really Useful Research is being done. If a college student ever needs to know the speed of a human being swimming through syrup, or find a hydrodynamic analysis of penguin poop, I now know where to send them. And if anyone at the public library needs replacement dog testicles, the holder of US Patent #5868140 will be pleased to supply them.

It's good to see also that Clocky is finally getting some respect. The shag-carpet Clocky has a certain appeal redolent of decrepit student apartments (does it smell faintly of old beer-and-pizza vomit?). However, Ms. Nanda may want to consider alternate esthetic strategies as well. I envision "Clocky" with a customizable fitting that would allow the user to attach an image of his or her own choosing, so that one could start the day by chasing down and kicking or stomping on a boss, a favorite politician, etc.

The wheels will need to be sturdier, also. The current model looks like it would come apart with one good stomp, or even a misguided lurch out of bed. (Ring! Ring! Ring! ... rollrollroll... Ringringring!... ... *crunch*. Bye bye Clocky.)

The current model would make a good cat toy, though.